Freshers' Talk by British Council

Dear all, there'll be a talk from British Council on 11 August 2007! more updates soon!

Joke of the Day!!

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt, though their cars are written off.

As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: "That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!"

Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

The woman goes on, "And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!"

"Well, OK!" says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back. "Your turn," says the man.

"No, thanks," says the woman, "I think I'll just wait for the police."

Zhiwei

Three couples

Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor has a rule that all new members must go three weeks without having sex.

Three weeks go by and the first couple comes back. The pastor says, "So how did it go?"

"It was pretty hard, but we made it," says the first couple.
"Well, welcome to our church," says the pastor.

The second couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question. Their reply is the same as the first couple's.

The third couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question, and they reply, "Well, we were doing pretty well until last night when she bent over to pick up that can of pork and beans and I just put it to her."

"Well, I'm sorry, but you're not welcome to our church," says the pastor.

"That's okay," says the third couple, "We're moving. We're not welcome at the grocery store either."

Zhiwei

Guraya News, Food, Wine and Property To Let

Dear Singsoc,

Guraya News, Food, Wine and Property To Let joins other many sponsors that supports our singapore student society. Below is some photos of his shop and his contacts details. Mr Guraya is the landlord of many singsoc committees and members. A great landlord who would try his best to satisfied the needs of his tenants. He owns a shop that has quite a wide range of daily necessaries and of course, alcohols and drinks :)

Students looking for nice houses can visit Guraya Property To Let.
House Available:

• 2-room house
• 3-room house
• 4-room house
• 5-room house
• 6-room house
• Single room

Contact Details:

0121 427 3923 (Tel)
0121 427 3923 (Fax)
07973 774 187 (Mobile)
gurdip1953@yahoo.co.uk (Email)

Zhiwei