The interviewer asks the first man:
“What is the fastest thing on earth"
The first man answered:
“Light! Because light travel at 299,792,458 meters per second!"
The interviewer is impressed!
The interviewer asks the second man:
“What is the fastest thing on earth"
The second man answered:
“It is my thought! Within less than 1 second, I can have so many thoughts and ideas to contribute to the company!"
The interviewer is impressed again!
The interviewer asks the third man the same question.
The third man answered:
“It must be diarrhoea!"
The interview was curious. He asked:
“Diarrhoea? Why diarrhoea??"
The third man replied:
“Well, when I got home yesterday, before I can switch on the Light and before I can think of anything! I shitted all over my pants already!”
- Winter Serenity
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