To all Singaporeans... still remember who is the guy???Mr Phua Chu Kang~! =)
Here's a little joke from him in a show long long long ago....
**** Hope the below does not offend anybody!! It is just for laughs and yeah the English you will be seeing is really just Singlish ****
PCK's view on sex...
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK )explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love soenjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sexmorethan men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you digdig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when theyget raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sexwhen she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!
Just for laughs and de-stressing
Francis
don't pray pray ar... =X
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